Tintumon jokes

A couple of demos

Achan: Exam inu nee thottal ini enney achaa ennu vilikkendaaa….
Kurach divasam kazhinju…..
Achan: Enthayeda result???
 Tintu mon:-Aliyaaa sorry daaa…..5 subject il potty machu!!






Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte valikunna tintumonodu achan.
“Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? ”
Tintumonte cool marupadi – “Achanalle … petrol pump onnum allallo ! “




Vazhipad


Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..
Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!

Goa


Teacher:Tintumon,Where is your native place?
TintuMon: checkoslovakia.
Teacher:Tell me the spelling…
(kure neram alochichathinu sesham tintumon)
Tintumon:Patticheeee…….!!!!!!
my native place is GOA..

Water


Teacher:What is the formula of water?
Tintumon:
H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O
Teacher:What is this?
Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!

Motta
 
Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon jumped and said:
“Physics miss
English miss
Maths miss
Social miss!!”

Puli


Tintumon went to forest with his friend ,
pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!!
friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu.
Friend: oodikko??
Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!!


Chathi


Tintumon: ” Oduvil snehicha pennum enne chadichu da..”
Friend: “Enth patti”
Tintumon: “Veruthe vilichatha.. Irangi ponnu…”





Cheetha Koottukar


oru divasam achan tintumonodu: “da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu”..
tintu:”ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!.  “


Medical Shop


Tintumon in medical shop
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.
Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
Tintumon:- ‘Tony’kalla ente ammakkaa…


Kaattaana


Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka,”Kaattaana”
Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu “kaattaana”??


 
Achante Upadesham

Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone….
Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…??

 
Eduthal Pongathathu


Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan: “Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?”
Tintumon: “Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!”


Tintumon As God

Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……
“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”


With Father…

Appan: Ninne Pallilachan aakkamennu njan nercha nernnittundu…..
TINTUMON: Chathichallo appa …Ente mone pallilachan aakkamennu njanum nernnirikkuva…..


Techy Tintumon

Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!

 
Tintumon In Classroom

Classil urangunna tintumonod
Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam
Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….


Tintumon & Kallan

Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.
Ithu kanda Tintumon:
“Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,
illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum”


Water


Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Tintumon: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Tintumon: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!


Food & Accomodation


Teacher: Food ennal Bhakshanam. Accomodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food & Accomodation ennal enthanartham..??
Tintumon: Bhakshanam Thamasikkum… !!!


Tintu Mon Ambalathil

tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…



Cigarette

Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte valikunna tintumonodu achan.
“Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? ”
Tintumonte cool marupadi – “Achanalle … petrol pump onnum allallo ! “


Fibre Content


Tuttumol: Arinjo? oru nalla diet-lu dharalam fibre undakanam.
Tintumon: Athinentha thega thinnal pore .
Tuttumol: Thegayil‍ high fibre content aano?
Tintumon: Pothikathe kazhichal mathi.


PTA Meeting


Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal !

 
Dr Tintu

Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?
Doctr: 1500 rs
Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda.